Context: We were talking to an earth elemental and they mentioned their version of the DARE program in school because we encountered space meth.
Cleric: Oh, you went to School of Rock?
Elemental: Really?
Artificer: Schoolhouse Rock?
Elemental: What? No?
Cleric: Sorry, was it called sedimentary school?
Elemental: Can you send me back home now?
I think getting vampire fangs should be considered a gender affirming procedure
Ya can’t hide this gem in the tags this is actually so sweet @jellyfishdirigible
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Hey all you cool cats and kittens, Mr Lovenstein has a new book barreling down the tracks - “Feelings”! Check out the kickstarter
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I may or may not be an 85-year-old crafting granny stuck in the body of a 32-year-old enby…
Imagine waiting for the coast guard or whatever to show up and instead a replica of 18th century merchant ship pulls up and tows you to the coast.
How the bar meetup scene ended in the comic
the dynamic between Goldenloin and Blackheart is just so much more complex and bitter in the comic. They’re both a lot more morally gray, and Blackheart does more than look at people with sad puppy eyes. Sure Nimona’s bitter, but he is too.
Anyway, I still love the movie, but everyone should read the comic <3
Had to include this tags cause i also catched people not getting the issues and this person explained it best
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